Kidz Bop Writer Has Nervous Breakdown After Trying to Rewrite "WAP"

Jeanette Cummings, 41, was rushed to the hospital with symptoms of a nervous breakdown after having to write a clean, kid-oriented version of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's hit ‘WAP’.

According to the Beaverton, Cummings shared,

“After spending hours trying to come with an alternative acronym – Waffles And Pancakes? Walk All Puppies? – I settled on Warm Apple Pie. However, the horror of kids singing ‘Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me’ sent me into a panic. I passed out. At least my attempts weren’t as bad as when The Wiggles tried teaching basic anatomy with a cover of Khia’s ‘My Neck, My Back. Complete nightmare.”

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