If you've been feeling like your parenting is sub-par then knowing Brian David Couture will make you feel like parent of the year! Brian just got arrested for filing a false police report accusing an assailant of breaking into his home, giving him a black eye, stealing his laptop and over $700 of his daughter's girl scout cookie money. In reality, Brian had stolen the $700 to pay for an "erotic massage" and created the break in story to cover it up. What type of father steals girl scout cookie money from his child, especially to pay for a "happy ending" ??? Shame Brian, shame!