Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018
Today Trump woke up, belittled Biden, lost his lawyer, started a trade war, crashed the stock market, fired McMaster, hired Bolton (who promises not to blow up the world), & had an ex-model share the “many dozens” of times they had sex.— Bryce Tache 🇺🇸 (@brycetache) March 23, 2018
At this rate he’ll be gone by July.
Trump: “I challenged Joe Biden to a fight today”— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) March 23, 2018
Emperor: “Good.. good..” pic.twitter.com/JDmldSvnOM
Dream I just had...— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) March 23, 2018
-Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden
- PPV 3 round boxing
- All proceeds donated to veterans
- Trump wins special counsel stops
- Biden wins he becomes president
Okay I’m going back to bed.